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Tornado Tits

The action created by a pair of large (DD+) human female mammaries spinning in opposing circles.

Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.

The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Dude that chick rocked the Tornado Tits at that party. Double 'E' cups.

No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?

I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
by MegaKlob June 24, 2011
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Blue tits

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
by Hisforhat February 5, 2019
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national geographic tits

The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.

May occur in some women that, just have bad luck

For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008
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chameleon tits

there are some tits that look forward, some look sideways, and some are just out of whack, those are chameleon tits, cause they are independent of eachother like a chameleons eyes.
by peteypete March 25, 2007
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Tits McGrits

Describes an object, situation, or person as being super awesome.
"Bro do you like my new poster?"..."ya its freakin tits mcgrits."
by wellhell May 2, 2010
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qual tits

good-quality breasts :)
That babe's got some qual tits.
by MPS January 20, 2005
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wooky tits

Having the baby fine hair of the face, peach fuzz, except this time- horribly displaced on one's tits, breasts, jugs- what the hell ever you prefer.
My friend totally hooked up with Flora- um. . . b*tch had some scary wooky tits. I damn near grew a beard like 'um once.
by Layana September 1, 2005
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