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Throtch

The tangled, nasty part of a beard that grows out down the throat. It reminds one of crotch hair that is out-of-control and needs a serious trim. It's a throat-crotch.
Your throtch is looking sick dude. You need to trim that shit!

No way! I love my throtch. It's taken me weeks of not shaving to get it to look like this.
by HafMpty August 16, 2008
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Throatoil

It's the substance that is developed from a deep nasty throat fucking. The well lubricated oil from the back of the throat.
Also seen after a throat fucking when they pull their head off a shaft and the throat oil strings from the shaft to the mouth.
When she deep throats someone she produces a lot of throatoil. Good lubricant for fuckin her in the ass.
by MisterMikeH August 28, 2016
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Throatquake

Throatquake (noun): a sudden and intense vibration or shaking sensation felt in the throat, typically caused by a cough, throat spasm, or other involuntary contraction of the muscles in the throat. Can be a gift.
Alice had a throatquake during her public speaking class and it surprisingly helped to calm her nerves.
by jackthejetski March 10, 2023
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threatoid

A virtual slap in the face often seen in online gaming or internet comment threads; an expression of anger. Sometimes mistaken for an actual threat.
player 1: I hope you die in a fire!
player 2: She just threatened to kill me!
player 3: Calm down dear, it's just a threatoid.
by jeraneums October 21, 2013
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throte

What you call your throat when it hurts but only a little bit
Person 1: My throte hurts.
Person 2: You mean throat??
Person 1: no.
by Danny Cheezits September 21, 2020
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call in threat

Not calling someone and threatening them but the worry you feel over getting called in to work whenever the phones rings on your day off.

While this usually only applies to part time workers, it can also apply to full time workers when called in to work overtime.

Sometimes it gets so bad that:

* You're afraid to pick up the phone and/or will screen all calls (and will be very thankfull for caller ID)

* You'll be unable to sleep in at all because you cannot relax because they might call.

* You'll be afraid to make plans of any kind because you might get called in. (ie, it's your birthday or a relatives birthday and you have the day off and want to take them out for supper, but are afraid to plan beyond 'if I don't get called in maybe we could' because you cannot count on actually having the day off)

* You cannot relax even in hobbies that used to give you great joy because the worry you're going to get called in.

Depending on the nature of the hours you work, after a certain time durring the day you can probably relax as a call in is unlikley after that point. However, if they can also call in you in to work a night shift, it can continue all day :(.
Sorry man, I just can't relax because of the call in threat.
by A very happy person August 6, 2005
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Bottle to the Throttle

Jonathan:"Man can you pick me up? Otherwise i'll have to go bottle to the throttle"
Adam: "yeah Sit tight, i'll be there in ten"
Jonathan: "lect mate, see you soon"
by Zeitgeist0190 June 13, 2010
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