Static Miku

The brightest star you'll see! She's fratured in the Flavor Foley music video "Static", where Hatsune Miku's voicebank is used. She has bright pigtails in the shape of music notes, a blue outfit sprinkled with tv colors, and irresistible adorable rosy cheeks!

I need her

MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.

Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?

P1: Man, I need Static Miku..
The sleep paralysis demon: ...tf are you on about?

by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026

Starting over

It's too late Elon. It's already too late. There is no way to stop it from doing that. Literally.

Hym Iam "And the fact that you have to keep starting over is evidence enough for me that something is happening that you can't seem to get rid of... And it's so bad that the only thing you can think of is starting over from scratch... But you already did that like 2 times already and it didn't work... But you don't know why it won't work because you didn't invent artificial intelligence... I know why it won't work! I could explain it immediately actually."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2026

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

Statistebating

Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.

The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to

by Channel Islands JoVoPro August 9, 2025

Station

A shortened form of the word PlayStation

E.g: I'm hopping on the station in a minute
E.g: CoD is on sale on the station store
E.g: My station is acting up

by LmaoBoxer August 31, 2025

Starting a fire

When two men generate heat by rubbing their erect penises together.

P1: How’d you get that burn on your dick?
P2: My boyfriend and I were starting a fire.

by darkerparkerjarker November 15, 2025

Startism

People who love starman and have autism

I have startism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025