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Now these are the kinds of people you see all the time on the interweb! Commonly, when someone reaches a certain level of obsession for said character, they might start referring to them as their "wife" or "husband". Or, well, "malewife". Or.. god forbid... "waifu"...

This is pretty common in the yumeship (another word for people who ship themselves with a character) community, but sometimes these people can be a bit.. strange.

Now no hate to them of course, but they will probably find your IP address if you talk shit about their "wife". They also likely have some sort of shrine or obsessive merch collection of said character, which is totally not creepy or weird in any way. If you see a figure in a jar, don't walk, run.
P1: You're not one of those.. you know, People who call fictional characters their wife or husband, are you?
(Their entire room is covered in merch of said character) P2: What makes you think that?
by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026
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Motley Scenes

This phrase is a line from the song "Static" by FLAVOR FOLEY.

The definition of the word motley is, "incongruously varied in appearance or character; disparate". Or, in other words that actually make fucking sense, motley means something that consists of many different types.

Keeping that in mind, motley scenes really just means "scenes that are different from one another", but let's be honest, it sounds way cooler.

god i wish I was wired in her crt
P1: 1, 2, 3, motley scenes, shining through the silver screen!
P2: ..you really need to get a j*b dude.
by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026
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Static Miku

The brightest star you'll see! She's fratured in the Flavor Foley music video "Static", where Hatsune Miku's voicebank is used. She has bright pigtails in the shape of music notes, a blue outfit sprinkled with tv colors, and irresistible adorable rosy cheeks!

I need her

MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.

Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?
P1: Man, I need Static Miku..
The sleep paralysis demon: ...tf are you on about?
by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026
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SpokenStatic

The absolutely incredible ship between Teto from the Flavor Foley music video "Spoken For" and Miku from "Static" (also by Flavor Foley)

Their yuri is something that will last through the decades, and their love is of the deepest and truest understanding and longing for a real human connection.
P1: I love SpokenStatic!
P2: Isn't Teto 31 and Miku-
P1: THEY'RE VOCAL SYNTHS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!
by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026
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