Real Soldier

A man who isn't afraid of anything. Meaning, he's not afraid of any danger, (death included) not afraid to speak the ugly truth, and isn't afraid to take it in the balls and still stand tall like a proud gentleman should.

Guy 1: "Did you hear, Joe called Leslie an ugly horse face b**ch. Then, she knee kicked him in the balls!"

Guy 2: "Does that guy have a death wish or something?"

Guy 1: "Nope, that Joe is a real soldier. He even asked her to kick him in the nuts again."

by ThatGuy2969 November 30, 2013

electric slide

When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.

Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 24, 2019

Ricky Martin water slide

When 69ing it is when a girl squirts in your face as she fingers you starfish

Maid 1: What happened in here!
Maid 2: Oh justin Bieber was here last night you know how he likes those ricky martin water slides.

by Jack oneoseven June 14, 2011

Soldiers

A Slang or Colloquial term for Bullets. In reference to the fact that your bullets technically do your fighting for you.

I picked Up A Ruger P89 9mm The other day... Now i just need to get my hands on some Soldiers.

by Elated_Liberator February 14, 2007

electric slide

When a dog (or any animal or even an unruly spouse) has an itchy anus and proceeds to drag it on the ground to soothe the burning anal itch. Typically a dog will sit down, pull the hind legs up in the air and use the frong legs to propel across the floor.

Damn, Frank had the minister and his wife over at their house, and while they were having tea in the living room, Zippy sat right in front of them and did the electric slide. How embarassing!

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

so solid crew

a bunch of gansta rappers who know they suck pole. White boy, surburban pole.

the so solid crew made that priest's cock SO SOLID.

by Durango May 13, 2003

soldier

One that would lay down his life to protect the lives of others.

Some will die but many will live. A hero a soldier.

by Gilbert P May 30, 2008