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shocka kru

n; a group originated in petaluma that "shocks" young girls (7,8,and 9th grades) and are very pround of it. they are not well liked at all. they smell.
by petaluma roolZ May 3, 2005
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cock shock

when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
by 7incherYEAHBUDDY May 9, 2011
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shocker

two in the tuna, one in the can.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.
"So I'm fingering this chick and she says to suprise her, so I pulled out an gave her a shocker!"
by WDIV April 20, 2007
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the shocker

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.
I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!
by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005
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Pussy Shocked

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.
Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.
by Nairdied January 2, 2008
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Shock

Cool, PIMP, Kevin Resendes
Kevin is SHOCK, man.
by Kevin October 25, 2003
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shock the monkey

Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.
by Googs January 6, 2008
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