Simp

Someone who is overly nice to a girl just so they can be bf and gf. Hopefully I get the lyrics to the Simp Scale song.

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe,
You're a simp.
You're a simp, you're a simp!
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp.
You're a simp, you're a simp!
You’re a simp, you’re a simp!
No, you’ve never been a pimp.
You’re a simp, you’re a simp!
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp.

by Gold86star April 28, 2020

simp

When you desperately like someone who's way out of your league and try to impress them at any chance; Also works with celebrities.

When you like someone so much you exaggerate their features and treat them as better than they are.

I simp Alison Shaw of the band Cranes.

by suchaladykiller June 5, 2020

Simp

Sucker in major pain

Jacob was such a simp for Anne he threw her a Harry Potter themed birthday

by Cooliog March 5, 2022

jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

simp

Is the condition of a former pimp going sissy wimp for a girl—love whipped, willing to do anything, and acting so outta character, he making even hisself and his homeboys sick. (girly, wussy, sissy, whipped).

Ya straight simpin’
Don’t be such a simp…
What a simp!

by TheVerbalChemist September 17, 2005

simpsons

A used to be good animation but sadly has died down since each episdoe has been showed 20 times

A Day With Sky One....
9.00 Simpsons
9.30 Simpsons
10.00 Some Crap
1.30 Simpsons
2.00 Some Crap
6.00 Simpsons
6.30 Simpsons
7.00 Simpsons
7.30 Simpsons
8.00 Simpsons

A simpsons freak's Day
7.00 Simpson

by Fuckhabbo April 24, 2005

simms

someone who is ethnically confused.
A fucking tool.

SSGt Christopher Simms, USMC

by basterdchildrenofthewing March 15, 2010