Jesus ring 

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

Jesus ring by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

Meat Ring Philosophy 

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

Meat Ring Philosophy by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

3 ring circus 

a man having sex in a 4 some with 3 females all on the nuvia ring

sandor is the ringmaster of the "3 ring circus"!

3 ring circus by shitgabbler April 14, 2010

Onion Ring 

Reference to the sphinctorial area of a cat as it faces away from you with it's tail high in the air. The tight puckered area that is staring you straight in the face as your cat turns and walks away from you as you were petting him/her.

Occasionally there will be a little left over crust on your cat's "onion ring" causing it to further resemble the onion rings from your favorite fast food establishment.

I was petting my cat, when all of a sudden he turned around and raised his butt high in the air, giving me full frontal view of his ONION RING that I didn't want. He waved his kitty ONION RING back and forth before he finally walked away. I don't have that cat anymore, sorry PETA.

Onion Ring by Mojo_Jojo_001 December 13, 2015

State Championship Ring

The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.

Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.

State Championship Ring by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011

poop ring 

A brown butthole,(rather than pink) caused by years of bad wiping.

Porn stars get their poop rings bleached.

poop ring by Tuna Ring December 9, 2008

Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

Phantom Ring by TTM January 20, 2006