ride'n dirty

to drive with weapons at hand or any sort of fire arm

Cops try to catch me ride'n dirty.

by Billy B. April 20, 2006

ride this ride

someone offering their cock to be inserted either in one's ass or pussy

Hey baby, wanna ride this ride?

I'll let you ride this ride if you think you can take it?

by gregsd July 30, 2008

Diddy ride

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts(Diddies)

Jane gave John a diddy ride.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Riding The Mud Saddle

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

toboggan ride

A chick with a great body, but a horrible face, such that while having sex with her the man must pull the front of the matress over her face, thus resembling a toboggan.

That chick's body is smoking, but her face needs some work. What a toboggan ride she would be.

by GAD March 20, 2005

Riding St. George

An older definition of missionary sex with the woman on top.

"He had always preferred doggystyle, but his wife had always enjoyed Riding St.George."

by Dan St.George August 3, 2005

ridiculous speed

Faster than light speed, but not as fast as ludicrous speed.

When pursuing a space-winnebago, first you gotta go light speed, then ridiculous speed, then, as a last resort, ludicrous speed.

by chuenweing February 23, 2008