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Cherry Pie Cream Puff

When a man with an infected ingrown hair on his penis is bangin' a woman so hard, while on her crimson wave that it causes it to burst, leaving scrotal abscess drainage in the cherry pie filling .
It was a Georgia scorcher, when a flock of seagulls swooped down to get a taste of the sweet cherry pie cream puff left by the couple on the beach.
by Bartram August 16, 2017
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pfft

What you would say when a girl trys to tick you off, but fails misribly at it.
Girl: If you want me, you'll have to go through my new bodyguard
Boy: Pfft, I could take him.
by Flame060 July 26, 2006
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pffty

Used in situations where you have extreme displeasure for something. Pfft to the max basically.
Someone says "You suck"

You say "Pffty!"
by Larry September 12, 2003
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Puffin

Same as a muffin top, but rolling out from the arm hole of a fatties too tight tee shirt (pit muffin)
Dude, I think that chics puffin just dripped in my drink
by Follysfinest December 8, 2013
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Stay Puff Nadeau

In laments terms, this is the act of having a partner (preferably male or a trans-gender) defecate on your penis and then using the feces as “lube” to jack off in front of fast food commercials.
This act can also be performed without a partner, it is preferred in some cases. Usually, the person performing the “stay puff nadeau” (or SPN) will smell his fingers to rate his own scent, the worse the feces smells, the more aroused the individual becomes (diet usually consists of deep fried buns for potency and substance of the feces).

This disgusting act was coined due to the small penis swelling up from all the fecal bacteria being introduced to the member, hence “stay puff”. The second part of the word, “Nadeau” refers to the originator of this sexually grotesque act.
Person #1: Damn, I ran out of lube, now what am I going to do to get my rocks off?
Person #2: Geez, not sure, why don’t you just go to the store and pick some up?
Person #1: Nah, I am too fat and lazy, I think I will just do a stay puff nadeau, I want to spice things up.
Person #2: You are gross Jason! Get the f*ck out of here!
by Down to be Brown May 20, 2009
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jiggly puff

to slap a girl in the face with your flacid wang!
by frankandballs September 13, 2009
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Pizza Puff

Hoes bustdown for a Pizza Puff.
by Tech5 October 21, 2005
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