Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.

That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!

by longrider700 January 10, 2015

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

Pachina

What would be a woman's vaginas, has been taken over by a ravenous dick hungry super predator. Once the Pachina has your scent, it will relentlessly come back for more. Almost like a komodo dragon with its bacteria filled semen.

Yo watch out for that girl! I heard she has a Pachina!

by Shogue911 August 16, 2019

pachios

creep, weirdo, sketch ball

You are pachios for doing that.

by Bo April 2, 2005

Pachonga

Huge; really big. Refering to a dick. Pronounced Pa-chon-ga.

Nicole: Hey Logan, how are you?
Logan *rips of pants*
Nicole: DAMN, YO PENIS IS PACHONGA

by Happyfuntimeinyourpants November 20, 2010

patches

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.

Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!

by Manny S. May 13, 2007

Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk

I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday

by Ghetto girl May 14, 2015