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pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
by chork December 3, 2005
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Pickle Tickler

Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.
I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.
by JRPGking December 21, 2009
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pickle

The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber.

Usually used on burgers.
You do realize when you're eating pickles you're eating the corpse of a once-delicious vegetable, right?
by considerthefollowing June 28, 2018
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pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.
That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.
by Jerry A. September 4, 2006
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Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt
Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
by Jaymeh September 23, 2012
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snitch pickle juice

An ejaculation of gonorrhea infected semen left to stagnate inside a woman's vagina
When Debbie went to the clinic she found out Thomas had given her a bad case of snitch pickle juice
by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015
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Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003
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