Noob rape

A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.

NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"

Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*

NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"

VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"

by BJ's feel good January 15, 2006

perma-noob

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.

See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."

by anonymous July 12, 2005

Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.

Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass

by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009

Noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.

Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place

by Floor 2.5 November 7, 2010

Noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

by Koby D January 11, 2009

noodlin

The act of catfishing with your bare hands.

Me and Billy are going noodlin after work.

by Holloway11b June 24, 2010

sucks noodles

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.

Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles

by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008