Minute Man

Doesn't always exist! Women If he only last a minute it's your fault. Coming from a woman that knows. Ask your self these questions!

1) What do you do to set the mood?

Men are always ready!
2) Do you call him out i.e. tell him he's a minute man?

Creates tensity!
3) Do you show him that it means an act of passion?

Very important for a healthy relationship.
4) Were you drunk, high, or both?

Inebriation causes P. E.
5) Do yo massage him lovingly first?

Very important:)
6) Do you help him squeeze method his member?

It works:)
7) Do you take the time to stop and switch up or rush him?

It works:)
8) Do you use protection protocol i.e. condom

Gurl don't get an s.t.d. if you don't know the man.
Lady's if the man still has a problem after you treat him to these list of woman priority's in a relationship and he still has a problem. Dude's just slack and needs to seek a professional.

by Tryit@ndprov3m3wrong January 13, 2010

monet

an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.

bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool

by unusu-al December 10, 2003

New York Minute

Approximately equal to one second in reality.

I'll have it done in a New York minute!

by omega9999 December 14, 2003

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 October 16, 2008

minuter

Someone who discusses minutes for an unexpected amount of time; Someone who talks about minutes too much

Wayne is a minuter because he talks to Alyssa about time for a long period of time.

by impatientforlovevolution September 30, 2009

monotamy

compound word referring to the monotony of monogamous relationships.

He broke up with his girlfriend because he could not stand the monotamy any longer. He craved excitement and new relationships.

by MacLakilea January 19, 2011

McNut

First you must go into McDonalds and order a double big mac. Then you go into the bathroom with your burger and masturbate until you are about to cum. Then you put you dick in the hamburger and walk out into the dinning area with your hamburger on a tray at dick level. Finally you find a person sitting down and ask if they want mayo. Regardless of their answer you pull the hamburger and cum all over their face.

Tyler: Wanna McNut on some people at McDonalds

Kyle: Yeah, but we gotta get out of there fast

by Normiemaster1717 May 5, 2017