bronx math 

Bronx math is a shitty school mad ghetto so people who went there end up working at McDonald’s on Burger King they be having mad fights (it’s funny tho) they be skipping class we be smoking in the bathroom getting litty nah let me stop but are teachers be sucking mad dick like always 🤣 but that school is trash Odee

Keyyah: don’t go to Bronx math I Heard it was trash bro
Imani: deadass bro

bronx math by Blood4L April 10, 2019

My Math Game 

A way a child prodigy embarrasses a man in the mathematic subject.

Y’all are showing up my math game

My Math Game by Alex Walters May 22, 2019

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

Basic math by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

further math

The 'easy' VCE maths subject. Used to be for dumb people who cannot handle calculus, but now it is full of overachieving spesh kids trying to get 50.

person1: "I need to get 99.95 atar for med what subjects should I do? "

person2: "Do further maths for the perfect 50"
person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"

further math by a_fabulous_sandwich August 29, 2020

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

cookie math by anonymous October 28, 2020

Nazi Math

German math textbooks that were used during the reign of Adolf Hitler in the Second World War, whose word problems often mockingly or sickeningly demonize the “undesirables.”

One 1941 Nazi math question is: “Every day, the state spends RM 6 on one cripple; RM 4 1/2on one mentally ill person; RM 5 1/2 on one deaf and dumb person; RM 5 3/5 on one feeble-minded person; RM 3 on one alcoholic; RM 4 4/5 on one pupil in care; RM 2 1/10 on one pupil at a special school; and RM 9/20 for one pupil at a normal school. Calculate the expenditure of the state for one pupil in a special school and one pupil in an ordinary school over eight years and state the amount of higher cost engendered by the special school pupil.”

Nazi Math by MathPlus December 29, 2020

idiot math 

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.

P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."

idiot math by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021