schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

by black jesus May 1, 2003

monga

a complete and total retard, one who lets all insults go 'woop-woop' over their stupid inbred retard mind.

you:hey you fuckin retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.

by Bernard P July 17, 2007

mongolian rodeo

A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.

"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."

by Gaysian Fanatic July 18, 2007

Mongoose

A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche

God that guy is such a "mongoose"

by Myaahh April 24, 2015

mongoloid

mongoloid

dude that nigga is a mongoloid!

mongoloid: dumbass

by Tommyx64 November 29, 2018

mongo

A crisp, large, slightly hardened fecal birth. It has been aged in the large intestine where it is pushed into the rectum for launch preparation. Launch requires an arduous and rapid expansion that may cause rectal bleeding. After exiting the anal orifice , it produces a distinctive “ sploosh” that producers describe as “pure sex”. Only the finest of plumbing can withstand this colossal load. Additional recovery on the part of the producer or the plumbing may be required. Plungers be ware.

OOOO I can feel a mongo comin on.

by fartsnifffer69420 June 29, 2019

Whore Raping Ass Monger

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.

Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab

by Dethfate January 16, 2009