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A crisp, large, slightly hardened fecal birth. It has been aged in the large intestine where it is pushed into the rectum for launch preparation. Launch requires an arduous and rapid expansion that may cause rectal bleeding. After exiting the anal orifice , it produces a distinctive “ sploosh” that producers describe as “pure sex”. Only the finest of plumbing can withstand this colossal load. Additional recovery on the part of the producer or the plumbing may be required. Plungers be ware.
OOOO I can feel a mongo comin on.
by fartsnifffer69420 June 29, 2019

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A hot dog with cheese on it. Made popular by the legend himself, Nicholas Paparazzo.
Nothing like a Fourth of July yiddle.
by fartsnifffer69420 October 13, 2019

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