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jizz thumper 

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!
jizz thumper by num nut December 5, 2019
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Jizz festival 

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
Hey did u here about that jizz festival
Jizz festival by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

Jizz Whopper 

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.
Jizz Whopper by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020

Jizz Shart 

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.
Jizz Shart by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

Jizz kill 

To ruin the fun aka kill the buzz or cock block
Jizz kill by otb customs May 8, 2020

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
Jizz Mullet by Silky mane July 2, 2020