House Hypochondriac

A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.

She is such a House Hypochondriac.

House Hypochondriac by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011

House Made 

A person that is lazy and doesn't wanna go outside his house.

You can add nigga after made to make sound funnier.

Corey: Eyy Rob

Rob: What?
Corey: Me and the guys are gonna get so fucked up tonight.
Rob: Oh yeah.
Corey: Yeah, wanna come to my pad tonight and play poker with the guys?
Rob: Naa, ima play call of duty tonight.
Corey: Stop being a House Made, c'mon!!
Rob: Ok i'll go.

House Made by art805KINGS November 29, 2011

Horsedingo 

When one has a large flaccid penis that often shows itself through a tight article of clothing, such as a speedo or boxer-briefs; a derivative of Mandingo

Hub: Dang Brett that's quite the package you got there.

Brett: Thanks!

Hub: You're hung like a horse!

Brett: Yeah like a Mandingo !

Hub: What a Horsedingo!

Horsedingo by Hubdingo October 28, 2012

house kid 

A younger kid or adult that hasn't spent a lot of time out on the street, at local/punk shows, or just living out of the house in general but says/acts like they have.

Steven is so shady, he is probably actually a house kid!

house kid by munecaratonxita November 11, 2013

Househub 

Short for house husband or manbitch; the husband who stays at home all day to play games with the kids or possibly dumps them on his neighbors to play hockey with his friends while his career oriented wife rakes in the mula. He comes home just in time to act like the disciplinarian in front of his wife just to get his sexual urges met.

Wife 1: I'm so lucky to have a househub, I don't need to pay costs of a nanny.
Wife 2: Mine made me a sandwich this morning
End

Househub by PseudoWOODO May 15, 2015

house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.

To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?

house-wife freak by Don & Mar December 6, 2016

House Honky 

A derogatory term used to describe a misinformed liberal person of European descent who will attack anyone or anything deemed "racist" or "fascist." Despite their paler complexion they are given a pass from accusations of white supremacy due to their "moral superiority." They are commonly referred to as "privileged."

Common Question: "Did you see that house honky on the news last night attacking that inanimate object?"

Response: "Yeah, inanimate object is now considered (racist/fascist)."

House Honky by bhesq August 28, 2017