guide

To lead or control someone, particularly when they are in a suggestible or intoxicated state.

"Detra, I guided you. You've been guided"

by proscriptionist October 21, 2009

Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007

guinea pig

1. Someone or something that is used to test medicine or other products and procedures.

2. A small South American rodent that looks like a miniature capibara and is kept around the world as a pet. Also used as a food in its native range.

1. Fred is a guinea pig for a pharmeceudical company and gets paid for the testing.

2. One of the class animals in my biology class is a guinea pig.

by Steve July 24, 2006

guinness

The only beer I like.

Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff!

by Booze hound January 13, 2009

Guitar Hero Metallica

The greatest game ever. The game is similar to Guitar Hero Aerosmith with Metallica instead. Basically the game will follow the career of Metallica, have the band in the game and will include many Metallica songs.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear? They're making Guitar Hero Metallica.

Guy 2: *head asplodes*

by El Mo December 17, 2008

Guildford Grammar School

Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there.

See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School.

Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!

What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!

by GGS IS FESTY March 22, 2019

Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.

" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?

by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010