Friendsturd

1.) The people you know exclusivly through Friendster.

2.) Friendster itself, when going through it's usual glitches.

3.) The dork that founded Friendster; user 101 -- a fan of The Dave Matthews Bland and the like.

1.) Oh yeah, I heard about that once from one of my Friendsturds.

2.) Shit, I can't check this chick out today thanks to Friendsturd.

3.) Jonathan Abrams.

by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

friendship card

an imaginary card that is given to best friends, once this card is ripped up you are usually not friends with them again... until you tape it back up, if your friend is trustworthy again

do u swear on your friendship card that you love her

by qwerty keys April 29, 2009

friendsumer

One who treats friends and the relationships that define them as expendable commodities to be consumed when convenient, depleted, used-up and eventually tossed-away without concern for the norms of social behavior and interaction.

What? Janice convinced you to loan her your car so she could go to her NA meetings? She did the same thing to me last summer, but in that case it was for her domestic counseling sessions, and she actually side-swiped an ice cream truck on the last day and returned my car to me damaged - I haven't heard from her since. Watch-out, girlfriend! She is such a friendsumer!

by joepa01 July 9, 2010

friends up

adj. the initiation phase of a new friendship

Jeremy, when did you become friends up with Josh?

by limesparx March 14, 2011

friends with malevolence

Friends that tease, make fun of, and generally like to cause evil or mean actions to each other. Whether or not these friends are being serious or not often depends on the friends.

I like to make fun of my friends acne because we are friends with malevolence.

by Charter School June 11, 2014

Friendship

Having the weirdest, randomest yet most logical, serious conversations with someone.

Dude, we were just talking about buns and socks for the past hour while sober. This is true friendship.

by TheLastBug May 16, 2015

Friends Without Benefits

The Only Show On The Internet

Friends Without Benefits is a YouTube-channel that uploads videos of Mario Party and other games on a daily basis.

Friends Without Benefits is the best channel that has ever existed.

by Topichu February 6, 2018