Failtronics 

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.

"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."

Failtronics by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

upward failure 

An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.

After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.

The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.

upward failure by WORDLE August 7, 2011

Failure 

What Steven He is

9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!

Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*

FAILURE

Failure by spectre729 May 2, 2021

Monsoon of Failure 

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

Monsoon of Failure by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Failio

A person who fails.

Oh my god, your such a failio for misspelling your own name on a test.

Failio by 3mikee_ January 9, 2009

Failthos 

When someone fails miserably in an attempt to pathos, logos, ethos, kyphos, etc.

Announcers: "Make it a great day or not, the CHOICE IS YOURS!"

Stefan: "What a failthos..."

Failthos by LampyLampy March 26, 2009

Faildozer 

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012