Done like a door knob

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.

"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

doortje

Doortje is someone who Lovee horses and likes doing sports, She is very nervous when She is around boys but is very special with friends

That girl is so akward, She is a real doortje

by CaptainSuicide_ February 28, 2017

Doortarded

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

by Newfee September 6, 2018

doorture

Torture, particularly that which is inflicted by a door.

The mob, sick of using waterboarding to get information, decided to use doorture.

by Shadow Maverick June 7, 2019

doohtar

A hood rat. (Spell hood backward and rat backwards, merge the two words.) A nicer way of referring to someone in an offensive manner.

A term for an unscrupulous female who has dealings with a lot of different men in her neighborhood (typically sexual dealings, sometimes for monetary gain).

Hood = short for neighborhood. Rat = vermin, low to the ground/crawling, sniffing/looking for cheese. Cheese = slang for $$$.

Trish is a damn doohtar. Last week she was with Anthony. Today she's trying to get with Ed.

by Chris Smalls June 27, 2006

Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008