Cason

Someone who has no friends and never will be loved

Girl 1 :Hey look at that kid he has no friends and no one will ever love him

Girl 2 : He is such a Cason

by NinJax3620 July 30, 2018

Cason

A fucking “no it all”. He thinks he is the smartest in the room but actual is insecure. Acts tough but can’t stand up like a real man. Loves to argue about dumb shit. Rages easily.

“You a fucking dick, you CASON”

by Faggot killer September 8, 2019

carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

milk carton

when a girl or guy is giving you oral sex when you ejaculate.push his or her head down on your penis show she spews semen and pukes.

man i gave debbie a milk carton last night.

by cory funk May 13, 2008

Carbon-based Calendar

Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.

Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.

by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

carbon dick

A man-made, or "synthetic" perception of one's penis. Often, a carbon dick is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small penis. This hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon dick.

Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.

"Check out that guy with the Hummer H3. I bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. What a carbon dick."

by not-ian April 3, 2015