ctm

Crash to Metro. The Windoze 8 variant of ctd, in the win8 case when the program closes you're dropped to the metro start screen (whereas in win7 and earlier you would be returned to the windoze desktop, hence ctd in those versions).

Another ctm, facebook app is total crap.

by bugmenott May 5, 2013

ctfo

Crashed the f*ck out!

Man, she is CTFO!!

by nicki-licious May 3, 2009

CTC

Cop That Cunt

often used in the australian military in replacment of "Haha suck shit" which just didn't seem to have enough of an impact when said, it was abreviated due to the increasing female presence in the army

CDT Smith:(trips while doing drill)
SGT Cockhead: SMITH!!! FALL OUT AND RUN 3 LAPS
*after drill*
CDT Jones: HAHA CTC bitch
CDT Smith: Hey Jones you know who's cunt copped it? Your wifes! and she loved

by Badguysgobang May 20, 2008

cts

Chronic Tanning Syndrome. When a person submits to the wrath of daily tanning sessions, completely turning their skin into a orangish brown hue.

an overly bronzed beauty walks by...

"goddamn that girl's got CTS"

by MattD June 28, 2005

ctfo

Cut The Fuck Off, mostly reffering to getting cut off in traffic in a cruel or sudden manner. This often happens when the other driver is not paying attention to the road, or when a full size truck cuts off an econo car.

OMFG!! We just got CTFO!!

by Eskimofo August 28, 2006

Ctrl Alt Del

When you say something in front of someone that has offended them or should not have gotten back to them and you are now frozen and wish you could ctrl alt del yourself and start all over again without any record.

I think that Gina girl's hairstyle is awful. Hey, that's not nice, Gina is my cousin. Sorry, Ctrl Alt Del!

by darlaplans June 8, 2009

CTRAD

Cross The Road And Die - an acronymical play on FOAD (Fuck Off And Die), commonly used amongst internet chat communities such as IRC (Internet Relay Chat) and Newsgroups.

Spike: I hate you, EmPleh
EmPleh: CTRAD!
Spike: *sob*

Note: sobbing is not mandatory.

by Spike May 4, 2003