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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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Gentleman’s Blumpkin

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees
Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!
by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023
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Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin
by Farcical April 21, 2024
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Super Taco Bell blumpkin

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024
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Bomb rush blumpkin

A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time
“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”
by Forbe June 28, 2024
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Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.
by anonymous November 28, 2024
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