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battery acid

Pay no attention to that other definition. The REAL battery acid is a mixture of a sparks energy/alcohol drink with 2-4 shots of your favorite vodka, preferrably a citrus, making one hip drink. The term "battery" comes from the striking similarity the can has to an energizer battery. Just hook it up and get ready to party.
Partygoer #1: Check out Teo on the dance floor. How's he able to blow up so huge?!
Partygoer #2: Must've had some battery acid.
by crazy b May 16, 2005
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woman beater

If your name is chris you might be a woman beater.

Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.
Chris Brown Woman Beater
Chris Jericho Woman Beater
by mitch morrisseau February 11, 2009
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Battery Charged

Older woman goes on a date with a young hottie and comes back to work the next day glowing and beaming and radiating sexual energy. Everyone thinks she's had some "work done" but really she's just had her battery charged!
Michelle Pheiffer in that movie "I Could Never Be Your Girl" glides into the office, glowing and everyone takes not that there is something "different about her" Her secretary says "Wow - You look great, have you had some work done?" No (beaming) - Nothing (smirk, sidewise look) She's just had her battery charged.
by hawaiitalent September 14, 2010
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Baby-Batter

C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!
by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 25, 2010
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slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...
a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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