wryyy

A sound you make when you have been at the bottom of the ocean for over a century and you come back up and have a bunch of people you dont know come fight you and you get beaten by a dump of a hag and a stupid hat boy.

"I AM DIO WRYYY"

by KjIoRtSaTrEoNWRYYY April 25, 2019

Trumpervert

portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert

def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"

cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)

(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him

OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!

by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019

Trumpteezer

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA

Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.

by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

birch beer

Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?

Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer

Guy 2 : yep

by Blu_leef August 12, 2019

Covertigout

Covertigout is a made up disease which effects the brain tricking the host into believing they are being singled out and not required to show up to work. Often times the host will files numerous complaints with their boss or HR.

He hasn’t been to work in a few months now, he’s still suffering from that covertigout ever since he didn’t get his way.

by KingSlayer2021 August 11, 2021

fags in black rags

A derogatory name for Clergy, especially Catholic Priests.

My God, Father Faber wanted me to go into his Office with Father Ass Bandit! No way am I going into a room with a couple of fags in black rags!

by The Ultimate Public Charge April 1, 2022

optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

by picc285 May 9, 2019