retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks

Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes

by penislicker105 February 10, 2019

Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.

Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe

by Sayrus September 19, 2018

Slithy toes

When someone tickles your toes and it feels Slithy.

As I was walking down the street, I asked some girl to Slithy Toes

by Supreme Lube June 5, 2018

sparkle toes

Sparkle toes is a homophobic term used for over flamboyant gays.

Carl: Geez, can Spencer be any less of a sparkle toes.

by ayeeeitsmaggie June 8, 2018

Schug Toe

A persons spiciest toe, usually the middle toe. A rare middle eastern medical condition in which a persons toe will get extremely green and spicy.

After a year of touring the Middle East my worst memory is catching schug toe.

by Dark_Brotherhood April 26, 2022

Toe Borton

A really good looking Caucasian boy. Very attractive with a very large cock.

Strengths: everything

Weakness: 5’2

Yo dude, you got a toe borton cock

Thanks man I appreciate it.

by Toebourton May 12, 2022