Short for “squirrelfriend.”
by milisawful December 22, 2020

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona
The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.
by manny b. June 17, 2017

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."
by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
