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squirrel life

When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.
"what are you doing tonight bro?" "oh im just trying to live squirrel life tonight"
by andrefrommp July 5, 2012
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Squirrel

A small furry giraffe with no giraffe like features but isn’t a giraffe trust me
Damn that’s one medium sized squirrel

Honey I’m home, OMG your doing it with the neighbors squirrel!
by Damn_that_squirrel_noice May 14, 2018
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Squirrel nut zipper

A swing dance style made popular in the big band era(1930s)
Did you see that cat, hitting the floor like a squirrel nut zipper. He's the coolest.
by Elvis the kid February 29, 2020
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Squirrel

Little fury creatures who plan to take over the world, will attack you visously if you possess peanut butter
Squirrel: "BOW TO US OR DIE, HUMANS!"
by I_boop_ur_nose June 30, 2020
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Squirrel

Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology

2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.

v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.

2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.

Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone

Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N.1: "Don't go these 'Independent' guys, they're squirrels."

N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."

V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"

V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."

Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"

Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
by Théta Incognita August 15, 2020
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Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
by adg3825 April 27, 2021
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Squirrelflight

the best warrior cat. No doubts. No questions. No NOTHING.
A cat Moonkitti. And I. Love. Along with dovewing and other cats. Squirrelflight is the best. Thank you.
by Tuxiebowiedie...E August 20, 2022
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