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Squirrel

Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!
by milisawful December 22, 2020
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Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!
by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017
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krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018
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Slap my squirrel

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010
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squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.
Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!
by manny b. June 17, 2017
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Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."
"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."
by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010
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Squirrel

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
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