Omar the goat

He’s a really nice person in general not the strongest but quite kind sometimes has a dark humor and doesn’t like fat people I think adel is gay and I’m goat at gaming

Omar the goat is really cool make me nut cheese

by Nade the goat November 16, 2020

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

by denge January 15, 2009

goat eater

A trick ass bitch who only wants dick.

Man that girl is such a goat eater.

by GayNiggerFaggot September 19, 2016

goat-rundown

When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.

specific scenario for the term "goated"

person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?

person2: no, what?

person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.

person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!

Allen: shut up.

by AngelCalifornia October 23, 2006

Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

by Narumatt January 6, 2011

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 August 25, 2008