a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise
don't scare him he's a fainting goat
by tjd42 November 10, 2017
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A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
by JMTX December 2, 2005
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This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.
After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.
by Andrew April 19, 2005
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An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 26, 2010
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The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.
A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep
by NTRP January 6, 2021
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n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.
by FSRueful February 13, 2019
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A sexual act of domination. The girl finds a guy with alot of facial hair, preferably a goatee or a beard and begins to have intercourse with him. The girl puts on a strap on and begins giving it to the guy, pulling his facial hair vigorously. When the guy is about to cum the girl pulls out some chloroform and sticks it up his butt. (Chloroform is a chemical that causes fainting) The guy will faint and fall over and if the timing is right he will cum all over himself. The girl gets up and walks off leaving the lifeless, messy, hairy man on his own. Estrogen domination.
Never expect a call back from a guy whom "The Fainted Goat" was performed on.
by goatee31 September 23, 2010
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