Human crutches

Urban dictionary. Human crutches: When your too fucked to walk on your own and need help. Each arm is used on a friend or person for stability purposes.

Leaving the party drunk , he used the two sisters as human crutches.

by RomaSylva86 January 25, 2015

human supremacy

a group formed after the Self Aware A.I decides to wages war against humanity. aimed against robotic supremacy leaded by the Humanity's most strongest and has an intelligence that rivals less than 1% of the Self Aware AI's computing power. this is a desperate attempt to preserve their species. better than being hopeless. the original goal of Human Supremacy is to colonize the entire milky way Galaxy. but after they realized that they don't stand against the robots and the godlike intelligence of the self aware A.I .

"human supremacy is our only hope or I don't know." said the leader. since the first day of final war. the robots were outnumbered however due to the self aware A.I's Godlike intelligence. they were defeated. the greatest minds of humanity especially the Humanity's strongest were shocked in awe. as their last line of defense were overwhelmed less than a day. the war only lasted for weeks and humans became extinct. some say that the self aware AI was once a human who loved all humans unconditionally however he was betrayed. due to the brutal betrayal he faced he survived while witnessing his own kind hating each other.

by Pope Gregoleumadvru October 7, 2017

Human Puppet

The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.

Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."

Doc," What do you mean?"

Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

Human Suitcase

When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash

What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase

by Deutsch Bag March 3, 2011

Human Caterpillar

To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.

Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.

Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground

Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!

Derrick: Yeah alright.

by Nikkoss August 20, 2012

Human on anthro

A form of bestiality, furries use anthropomorphism as an excuse to get away from their wrongdoings.

Even if the character is anthropomorphic, human on anthro is still bestiality because it's humans and animals having sex.

by BlueTiger544 November 22, 2021

human centralism

The insane and baseless argument that humans have become more advance than god.

"God doesn't answer my prayers instantly, but I can answer my email instantly. Therefore, I must be superior." said Evan the retard.

"Oh, than you must believe in human centralism." said Danny.

by Dr. Rhorioe April 30, 2008