FootballSam 

Girl who pretends to be your friend only when her best friend is mad at her. But once there friends again she treats you like you don't matter.

That girl was so FootballSam when she treated me like crap after her BFFAE and her stopped fighting.

FootballSam by Yosupfool September 28, 2004

footballio 

people who are pretending not to be Townies but who actually are.
Stupid Townies

NOT Matt Fletcher (he's a Townie)

footballio by bob harris December 15, 2004

footballing 

When a girl wearing stockings gives you a footjob and you cum all over her feet and you lick the cum off of her feet and you pass it into her mouth by hooking up with her. It's a footjob plus a variation of snowballing.

Me and my girlfriend were footballing last night.

footballing by StockingsFetishBoy March 6, 2005

Foozball500 

A gay guy at the gamespot forums. He is really stupid and needs to shut the heck up. He likes to sleep with a pink elephant named foozy

Look at me im foozball500 the gay guy!

Foozball500 by private August 15, 2004

Footballio 

Is Actually Some one that doesn't go around saying that Footballio's are hiding themselves from being townies, Unlike people like hmmmm ... bob harris ( AKA ) Toby Wood!

And have a life, and dont make websites about me cus they think im a townie ... If you think im a townie so much why dont u make a website about me?

" O fuck you hav "

Toby " Hey Matt You Still Hidding Yourself from being a townie ?"

Footballio " Fuck You jackass, you about as hard as my granmars left nipple "

Footballio by Matt Fletcher December 15, 2004

10,000 foot ball smasher 

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.

"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"

10,000 foot ball smasher by pingas pete April 13, 2010

Footballer 

A person who plays the sport futbol(soccer) and has mad skills. They generally live in Europe where their lives revolve around the sport.This player is generally hurt because they have so much skill that they embarrass opponents and makes them mad. If you are a footballer in the USA you are generally discriminated against and will go absolutely no where even with all your talent.

Player#1- Wow! We are getting killed!

Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!

Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.

EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.

Footballer by The Trizzuth May 19, 2009