cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.

A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!

by Joshylol November 24, 2021

Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022

Fish flap

Taking ur index and middle finger and sticking them in a females cleavage and smacking each tit while making fish sounds with your mouth

That cashier is just begging for a fish flap.

by Agent4789 December 16, 2021

Food flap

Shoving food up ur vag so the calories don’t count and enjoying it ;)

I’m just going to food flap now

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.

Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!

by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022