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follower dump

When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.
Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."

Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."

Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."
by HanTheMan34 January 13, 2021
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016
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The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
by AM40012 May 25, 2017
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Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps
Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.
by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011
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crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
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the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.
Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!
by wardrobitch March 5, 2011
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dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole
Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night
by Memetastic167 December 2, 2021
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