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doing the dap

An extremely filthy and depraved sexual act, that only really fucked up people would participate in.

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Bob: "You know Miranda from accounting?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's pretty cute.."
Bob: "She's such a fucking little whore, I totally did the dap to her last night. FUCKED her up in all kinds of ways! What a SKANK!"
Jim: "..."

Male thot: "Hey baby wanna get out of here?"
Female thot: "No, I have plans with my boyfriend, we're doing the dap later."
Male thot: "Wanna do the dap with me in the dumpster out back?"
Female thot: "Sure!"
by crazeebml100 May 14, 2017
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doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.
"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"
by mamboo October 3, 2007
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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.
Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.
by Dirtanian September 18, 2008
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Doing the Gloria

Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!
by Frank Buttler December 18, 2004
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Dicing

James: Why you dicing this up?

Chris: Man.. I don't even know.
by Strawberries 'n Creme September 12, 2009
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Deep skin docking

deep skin docking is essentialy the deepthroat action of docking, where the foreskin of one males penis completely engulfes the penis of another male.
I was surprised by how stretchy his foreskin was when he decided to perform deep skin docking on me during our fifth intimate docking session of the day.
by Padmay123 December 9, 2008
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