White Carpet

Its when you take your partner tip them in butter, roll them in flour and then have sex with them while eatting it.

Yo man i hear the ho got a nasty white carpet in the janitors closet

by Rasheedpoopynose November 8, 2010

Crazy carpet

When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....

Maxie's crazy carpet ride was a hit down the slopes.

by Batgirl714 February 17, 2017

Carpet burn

When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.

I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.

by MC Stin November 2, 2012

shag carpet

When a female has left her tracks or braids in her head so long, the grow out (or the weave) starts to resembe the shag carpet in your grandmothers basement. Does not exclude those females that dont know how to moisturize their weave to prevent "thirsty-ness".

Wanetta assumed that using "pink lotion" would allow her to keep her weave in her head for 6 months and prevent it from lookin like shag carpet.

by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008

carpet monkey

A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.

It is addicted to myspace.

Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"

Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"

by Daniel (look it up) November 6, 2008

Carp

bottom feeder, as in Lesbian. The fish that can eat it's own weight in pussy.

Dude, that honey's a bottom feeder don't
waste any Crown and 7 on it.

by PaintedFist November 25, 2002

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004