british beef

1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.


2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.

British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.

My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.


NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Beef

It's what's for dinner.

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010

Beefed

When you feel like you are stoned but you haven't done any drugs.

"Yo I feel beefed as shit, Foo"

by Caleburritoman May 24, 2019

beef curtains

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

by Josh Charlton January 31, 2007

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

beef neck

when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.

After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!

by xpiratebillx November 22, 2010