Bored shitless

To be so bored that shit flies out of your ass.

Person 1: I'm so bored during this class.
Person 2: Yeah, i'm bored shitless

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Booted

To be Faded or High off them Percs or that Lean (or any opiate really)

I'm booted than a mug off these 30s bruh. These percs be hitting hard.

by BossWithThaSauce May 6, 2024

Bored

When you don't know what to do and start adding random definitions on urban dictionary

Guy 1: damn, I'm bored
Guy 2: add random definitions on urban dictionary

by Ant_fucker177013 June 1, 2024

Boredom high

When doing a long and tedious task with a partner or 2 ,the group gets bored. The two find each others attempts to entertain each other much funnier and act high.

Bro studying today for 6 hours with you we were laughing n shit. We had Boredom high for sure.

by charlieman07 June 13, 2024

Bored

in love with rin itoshi

nori: i am soooo bored right now *wink wink*

by lululu323 July 1, 2024

Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster

At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.

by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024

Bored of Peace

n. Humorously non-prestigious assemblage of despotic leaders of third-rate countries desperate to get on the good side of an even more despotic leader of a second-rate country.
Entry to the Golden Treehouse of Peace requires payment of a bazillion dollars to the World Saviour For a Thousand Lives and a pinky swear to always be faithful, not like those Canuck bumsters. The Bored of Peace plans to not only replace the United Nations, but will replace Fifa, and take over Vatican City so as to play the World Cup matches inside St. Peter's Basilica.

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I hear that Albania, Andorra and the USA are the only nations entered to compete for the Bored of Peace Newworld Order Championship. All three will get Gold Cups to appease the Supreme PresiPopeForLife.

by gnostic3 January 23, 2026