Chill your bean

To calm down. Cool ones mood.

A: for f**ks sake you're taking far too long and it's p***ing me off!
C: just chill your bean - ill be two minutes.

by Marsupialllll January 12, 2011

dark bean

A acquaintance that comes on smooth, but as the evening progresses, you find out that he/she is a bitter person; usually regarding past relationships.

I met Susan the other day who you have been trying to set me up with, but she ended up being a real dark bean.

by mixmaven February 1, 2006

Beanfield Plowing

The act of, or pertaining to, having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. This can often be forceful and is usually in reference to a male's interest in pleasuring himself with a female, rather than for the mutual benefit of both parties.

"I hear that that hooker on Main Street will take your money for a good beanfield plowing!"

by The Definitor January 16, 2009

Bean

Synonym for a joint. Rolled cannabis that resembles a green bean.
Famously referenced by Raekwon when he says "You gotta smoke a bean in here, anyhow" in describing Method Man's style:

"Basically Method Man is like; Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it" (Can It Be All So Simple / Intermission by Wu-Tang Clan)

"Hey watcha smoking there? "
"Oh just a lil' bean"

"Are you rolling up a bean? Think I could touch that?"

by Sexyalexis December 12, 2017

Stinky Bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

2.) A very strange oddity that has been known to be a victim of many nasty enemies countless times. The cheapest and most expendable of slaves/mercenaries. Likes cheaply made soft drinks with bendy straws.

1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stinky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

2.) You have done well, Stinky Bean. Very well done indeed. Go get me my MacDonald's Whopper whilst you trek across crocodile-infested swamps, battle through thick jungles, race across scalding deserts, and face the final boss. If you're quick about it, I'll maybe let you live, even maybe MAYBE give you a cookie! Go now for the glory of the ScatMonkey!!!!!!

by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006

Mexican Bean Dip

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.

Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.

by Mike's Nail January 13, 2008

Keen as a bean

Keener than mustard. Keener than bees on toast.

DAMN KEEN

Yeah broface, she's keen as a bean

by Michelle O'Canoli June 17, 2010