Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons

Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"

by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit

Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂

by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020

getting waffled

When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass

Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled

by ifjsajfoiewajfoawe July 15, 2020

caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.

"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "

by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020

Homie waffle mix

How to address a homie that is wholesome and has always been there for you.

Why waffle mix? Because i said so.

Jack: hey greg i heard you needed sum cash *hands greg 50 bucks*
Greg: bruh thank you my homie waffle mix

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Wolfie Waffle

Wolfie Waffle is a person. Someone who you question alot but they are also a nice person. Usually Female.

Wolfie Waffle means being fun to hang around with generaly nice but usually the imposter very sus.

by Iuxun October 20, 2020

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020