punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

by yewbetcha September 11, 2011

Toilet Mouth

'Tis when you urinate in your partner's mouth while recieving oral sex.

I was totally Toilet Mouthing this chick Devyn last night.

by Squidwardeeeward December 11, 2008

toilet water

home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.

i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.

by tdm_duh May 24, 2007

toify

A place consisting of quitters to afraid to stay at the hottest place on the Internets: OIFY

When OIFY became a locked forum most of the former OIFY'ers bailed out and ran into the TOIFY.

"Dude you saw that guy posting on TOIFY" "Hell yeah, the damn quitter"

by BlackBirdNL December 18, 2007

Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

The Toilet Bowl

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.

Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl

by cit October 29, 2006