Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

by anji.ewwww June 7, 2023

Wet Kevin

The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter

"That large Mexican man just gave me a wet Kevin!"

by Donc1305 February 15, 2023

Wet Leo

A large, fat creature who profoundly sweats. Also another name for a wet shit. One fifth of his sweat can fill a huge ass dumpster. He created the oceans with his sweat, and fed off of Mikey's claymidia.

Guy: ugh, i gotta go take a leo.
Guy 2: i gotta go take a wet leo.

by John McPingas September 2, 2009

wet copperhead

When you are making out with a girl and you wet your finger then swipe your finger through the Crack of her as

Billy: dude I gave Anna a wet copperhead last night while we were making out and she went crazy and started sucking me for 30 minutes.
John: damn bro I need to give Beth a wet copperhead my duck has been dry for 3 weeks.

by the copperhead guru March 6, 2016

Wet Wallace

When you hock a loogie into a girls vagina

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.

by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016

wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!

by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019