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Ivan the Terrible 

Full name Iván Vasíl'yevich Ryurik IV. Born 25 August 1530, he would grow up to eventually become Russia's first official TSAR in 1547 and also one of its strongest.

He was known for introducing sweeping reforms, from infrastructure to diminishing greatly the power of the Orthodox Church. However, he was also responsible for the deaths of roughly 100.000 people in a country of 8 million people; his victims run the gamut from boyars (thieving nobles and landowners) to priests. In 1581, he killed his firstborn and tsarevich Ivan Jr. in a shit-fit, leaving his retarded second son Dmitry as succesor. He died on 18 March 1584. He's considered the greatest of the Rurik dynasty (Russia's founding dynasty and the predecessor of the Romanovs).

Ivan's credited for turning the overtly powerful boyars and the Church subservient to him, by any means necessary. He hated the boyars because they poisoned his mother in 1538 when he was a kid and his first wife Anastasia Romanova (a distant relative of the Romanovs).

The Pprichnina of 1565-1572 he created is the ancestor of the KGB.
Ivan the Terrible is considered Stalin's role model as the Soviet leader acted and behaved a lot like him!
Ivan the Terrible by CrazySaw December 22, 2009

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

The They People 

The They People are the extremely large group of people who other people love to talk about. The They People know everything, are constantly giving advice, are experts in every field, and seem to be filled with expressions and sayings. The They People are vets, lawyers, doctors, philosophers, military, teachers, librarians, and any other profession you can think of.
“They warned me my aquarium should only have 1 inch of fish for each gallon of water.”
“They moved the Terror Level to yellow.”
“They told me to only tan for 20 minutes the first time.”
“They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
"You know what They say; lying only leads to more lies."
“They do, do They?”
"Yes They do."
"Who the hell is this "They" everyone talks about?”
"You know…They. The They People."
"They" are pretty messed up saying obvious crap all the time."
The They People by Jace555 May 24, 2009

That's the tea 

That's the gossip. The deal. The current news. The latest.
She broke up with him because he cheated on her! That's the tea!

Have you heard the tea? Joe was fired, Jim was suspended and Patty quit! That's the tea!
That's the tea by Hailipa May 21, 2015

The Table 

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'

Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp

Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'
The Table by KN69 September 10, 2009

The Tabasco Fiasco 

The act of using two condoms to "Double bag" while applying a layer of Tabasco sauce between the two condoms.

When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.
Joe> Last night I hooked up with someone so scanky I had to double-bag it.

Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!

Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*

Steve> What's that for?

Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!

Steve> You're a fucking idiot.
The Tabasco Fiasco by lilmookie September 25, 2010