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fish balls

Contrary to popular belief, fish balls are not made from the testicles of male fish. They are, in fact, traditionally made from fish meat made into a paste and rolled into balls. However, fish is getting expensive these days, so most of the fish balls you can find are made with a large percentage of flour and flavorings.

In Hong Kong, fish balls are commonly found in street stalls and in restaurants. They can be served on sticks, in bowls, with soup and noodles, with curry, in hot pot, etc.
Sam-I-Am: Would you like some fish balls?
Random person: WTF?! Fish BALLS? No way!
Sam: Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
Random person: I do not like fish balls. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Sam: Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?
(Fast forward to 10 minutes later)
Random person: Say! I do like these fish balls! They're so chewy and bouncy!
by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016
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fish food

What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.

It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
by Telephony December 13, 2012
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Fish Hands

Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations.

Procedure:

1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points.
1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points.
1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points.

2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly.
2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props.
2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props.
2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis.

3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly.
3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points.
3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points.
3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points.
3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck.

Ultimate goal;
To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media.

see teh facebook group for examples
Chris! Another photo ruined by fish hands
by hooolian January 2, 2009
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Nigger fish

A burnt fish of anysort burnt to the point where noone wants to eat it
son: Ewww im not going to eat that nigger fish. Father: you better eat that nigger fish its the only thing we got. son: But dad its a nigger fish noone eats them these days.
by Niggerfish March 2, 2008
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fish stain

The mark left on a blanket after a girl has had a wet dream.
Julie's blanket has loads of fish stains
by jadeywadey June 27, 2006
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goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being
"oooh tis a goober fish"
by dubtronics September 11, 2009
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whoopsy fish

Exclamation of joy shouted at odd British sporting events such as cricket, soccer and vicar's wick when a player is severely injured, or, conversely, when a player's shoe comes off. Also a sexual act.

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Cor Blimey! Did you see that! Whoopsy Fish! Whoopsy Fish!

Stunning rudeness that! Where's the administrator with his tiny whistle. The chap's been stumped. Oh, I say. This just isn't on.
by gnostic1 July 4, 2012
mugGet the whoopsy fishmug.

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