A screaming metrosexual, who uses a female shield (pretend girlfriend) to cover up his secret obsession with men. Symptoms include the constant reference to sexual activity, River Island shopping and a compulsion to go shoe shopping rather than bowling with the bois.
by Waz Goody2011 November 27, 2011

by Recon136 January 21, 2020

by Heywood Jeublome September 21, 2004

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.
by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003

by Doctor Pee Pee January 21, 2020

John had an embarrassing whoopsie during a routine physical with Dr. West, resulting in a big soft white mess.
by ImMoney9 August 20, 2010

by Chili_Dude December 20, 2008
