A screaming metrosexual, who uses a female shield (pretend girlfriend) to cover up his secret obsession with men. Symptoms include the constant reference to sexual activity, River Island shopping and a compulsion to go shoe shopping rather than bowling with the bois.
by Waz Goody2011 June 07, 2011
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by Heywood Jeublome September 21, 2004
by David from Kingsbury November 12, 2003
by Doctor Pee Pee January 21, 2020
John had an embarrassing whoopsie during a routine physical with Dr. West, resulting in a big soft white mess.
by ImMoney9 August 20, 2010
to get a boner at a bad time
by Chili_Dude December 16, 2008