twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Twazle

(verb) To stimulate a womans clitorus with your penis.

(Man) You should have seen the look on her face when I was twazling her.

(woman) I've never had a guy twazle me like that. It was unbelievable!

by Lue Stoolz February 16, 2010

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010

twacne

a combination of the words "twack" and "acne". its the acne you get from being twacked out for too long and usually not taking care of yourself.

person 1: "dude, how long has chris been tweaking?!"
person 2: "idk but he's been on one for a while..."
person 1: "I can tell, he's got twacne and hasn't showered in days!"

by divine sally March 4, 2010

twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.

I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

by superdaveosborne July 4, 2010

Twattic

A wizards sleeve that was once filled with many things but has now become dusty, dilapidated and mouldy through disuse.

"Oh mildred, a young man came round the other day to clear out my attic. Afterwards he cleaned out my twattic free of charge."
"can I have his number ethel?"

by tattybojanglesarenice April 23, 2010

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010