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Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight
Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.
what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
by tpvillain February 17, 2025
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Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
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Smurfshit

A live action adaptation of a popular childrens media franchise where the titular character(s) are transported to the real world, complete with human companions, photorealistic interpretations of iconic characters, shots with the main character and their human companion in a car, and plenty of too-obvious callbacks to the franchise.
Person 1: I want to see The (Insert Franchise Here) Movie. I grew up with this franchise as a kid.

Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 21, 2025
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Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.
by Seb1245 March 14, 2025
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smurfingtons

omds man like the smurfingtons.
by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025
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Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look
Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"
by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025
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