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Sneak away sex 

To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.

I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
Sneak away sex by Jomo June 19, 2021
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sneakerholic 

People who are addicted to sneakers. They probably buy one every other week and have a special room in their house specifically for sneakers. They probably keep all boxes as well.
Bruh, that dude has over 100 pairs of sneakers. He most be sneakerholic.

Sneakin'-on-ya-meat 

Used when knowledge of a significant other's infidelity is unknown.
Jim: "Hey, did you know your wife was sneakin'-on-ya-meat?"
Billl: "Yeah, I came home thinking she was cooking macaroni and cheese. I was wrong"

sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion
Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"
sneak jerk by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021

Sneaky Canuck 

When your partner is supposed to be getting lubed up but sneaks in maple syrup instead of lube.
Me and my husband wanted to try anal but that bastard gave me a sneaky canuck
Sneaky Canuck by Beamerbear4 November 3, 2021

sneakerhead 

"Adidas gave the sneakerheads a little something to get excited about" noun: sneakerhead;
sneakerhead by createrorjah December 9, 2021

Sneaky Andy 

A person that will go the extra mile to know you, even if it means going through routes that most other people couldn't or wouldn't.

It might do it to know you better, or just to screw with you.
What's that weird insinuation about my sexual preferences? Have you been a sneaky Andy?
Sneaky Andy by feckless indeed December 20, 2021